Month: August 2022

Piper’s Pool Toy Review 

Bonjour, this is Piper! And welcome to Piper’s Pool Toy Review… finally ; ) The show you’ve been waiting for all summer long! Where you see me demonstrate some of the most cool pool toys for grownups because you are never too old to have fun!

Be attentive to each episode’s fun facts. And observe as I do the complete unboxing and assembly of the pool toys. So you don’t need to read the user manual. Lastly, get ready for the extreme pool test!

Bikinis are mandatory?
On YouTube… boooo! But don’t worry, for each episode of Piper’s Pool Toy Review, there will be a titillating slow-motion video and a photoshoot of me in a micro bikini or no bikini. These are not necessarily related to the episodes, just a little something for the eyes and the… well, you do whatever you want with the rest of your body parts ; ) 

Where can you get your eyes on this Piper content? That’s Piper’s Pool Toy Review, Piper’s Pics, and Piper’s Slow Motion Videos? They will be released on! You choose where you’d like to watch your Piper ; )

Get Ready – First Premiere Episode!
Piper’s Pool Thermometer Review: In this episode, Piper instals her Pool Thermometer to keep track of her Pool’s temperature. It has to be hot for Piper to be able to make all of her toy tests in the Pool. CLicK here to R.S.V.P now!

In Your Calendar!
Piper’s Pool Toy Review starts September 9th, 2022! Until then, you’ll get weekly teaser and pool videos on YouTube, and everywhere else you watch your Piper ; ) 

What if Piper Blush had been featured in Playboy?

If I had been a star in the ’70s, I could have gotten a phone call from the bunny Mansion! Now, that’s all assumptions, but since I got one from the immoral “Brazzers” to be in front of the camera for them after the viral Sports Bra Vs No Bra Jump Rope Test video that got over 18,000,000 views on YouTube. I think it’s fair to assume! Why I don’t like Brazzers, that’s another story…

And if hypothetically, I had been Miss August, I would have had to fill in the Centerfold Data Sheet. Here it is!

Name: Piper Blush
Bra Size: 91.5 cm or 32 DDD
Waist: 25 cm
Hips: 98.5 cm
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 124 lbs
Ambitions: To spread love worldwide by making videos and photos that make people smile. 
Turns-On: Honesty, Funny, Intellect.  
Turnoffs: Vulgarity, Negativity, Dishonesty. 
Phrase to Live By: It’s the ride that counts, not getting to the end. 
I Stand Up for: People to find what they love in life and make it their livelihood. 
My Strongest Influences: TheRock and I Dream of Jeannie.
My Ideal Couple: Iris and Carl Apfel, because of how she takes care of him in the documentary, Iris. 

Let’s play! Ask one of your friends to answer one of the below questions. For example: What size bra do you think Piper Blush wears? After he reveals his answer, you tell him the right one from this Data Sheet you now own. If he argues, Super Easy, forward him this email for proof ; )  

Piper Blush: First Time on a Race Track – Ford Mustang GT 

Bonjour, this is Piper Blush! And this is my first time driving a Ford Mustang GT. Plus, it’s a manual one. Alright, alright, it’s not my first time driving a manual, I mean that would have been a one-hour video 😂 

Now I know you are here for the thrill of the race, so I will get right into second gear. 

SPOILER ALERT!!! I was able to drift, and most importantly feel the drift. 

There’s Need for Speed, The Fast and The Furious, and many other movies I will not quote here, but here’s what the GT RACE Experience website had to say about the kind of track experience they offer. 

Feel the thrill and power only experienced by professional race car drivers. Now its your turn to jump into the driver’s seat and set your heart racing as you hurtle around the bends and flat out down the straight of a real race track. You are in control and you will never look at a race car the same way again!

GT Race Experience

This was my first time driving on a race track, and you’ve seen the raw footage. If you have done it already and would like to add some Pro Tips, please do so in the below comment section. I’m sure we will all benefit from your Tip 😉

It was such an amazing experience! I recommend it to anyone who has a driver’s license. And good thing I had a professional pilot next to me to take me thru the track’s many curves, I learned a lot and was able to achieve a few good drifts! 

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